hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
ITS A STRAWBERRY BUTTERFLY
when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
When our band director was in high school he didn’t know what tacet meant. He plays percussion so he assumed that it must be some sort of instrument. He went up to his director and asked him where the tacet was. Being the nice guy that he was, his director told him that he thinks he saw it in the closet. He spent three class periods looking for it before his director came in and told him that there is no such instrument and that tacet means not to play.
i will always find a way out
those birds are called GREAT tits not YELLOW tits.
what the american school system teaches us
What every school system teaches us*
imagine banana with any other vowel